Dear Goldman Sachs,

Dear Angel of the bottomless pit Goldman Sachs,

I like Mike Morgan's blog http://www.goldmansachs666.com. But I would never have known about it had it not been for your recent C&D.

I now get all my news about Beelzebub Goldman Sachs from http://www.goldmansachs666.com and http://twitter.com/goldmansachs666.

I know http://www.goldmansachs666.com is not affiliated with Black Donald Goldman Sachs in anyway. How does one know that the Cloven Hoof Goldman Sachs is not affiliated with http://www.goldmansachs666.com?

Simple.

When one clicks on the website's URL, one is not overcome by the foul stench commonly given off by progeny of proto-oligarchs like Belial Goldman Sachs.

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And it it was illuminating to find this blog post at http://www.goldmansachs666.com which confirmed Abaddon Goldman Sachs has the technology to manipulate markets.

If you could see clear to answer on question: What percentage of the latest Mammon Goldman Sachs bonuses were from the return on that Armageddon SCDO tranch?



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Wall Street II?

Bill Maher had Oliver Stone on this week. A vapid, disappointing exchange. Much kissing of the ring by Maher. The only interesting bit was when Stone talks about his current project, Wall Street II.

This Man Knows Good Beer

When the man who swam through 500 yards of shit thinks Lagers from the big three are skunky, what does that tell ya?

Should Beer Taste Like a Bale of Hay?

In Rancho Cucamonga, Omaha Jack's Grillhouse & Brewery has an offering called "Hay Bale Pale Ale." This is to be expected for a BrewPub trying bring a little bit of Bugahaw to the Cali rubes. I'm confident it doesn't taste like baled hay.

I've been a big fan of the Anchor Brewing Co. I love Anchor Steam and Liberty Ale beer. So, when I saw the Anchor Summer on tap at the Flying Saucer--at happy hour prices-- I was eager to try it.

Beer Advocate has Anchor Summer as a B- overall, but I could only find two reviewers who tried it from the tap. After a tour of the Anchor Brewing Co. JDV said, "there was a flavor in this that once I picked up, I couldn't really enjoy it any more." Yea, I also picked up that "flavor" and couldn't enjoy it anymore, because I've never really enjoyed munching on bales of hay.

Just to make sure, Bull tried it and corroborated the distinctive hay character. I asked Matt G., the manager on duty, if the beer was supposed to taste like baled hay. He sampled the tap and declared that it was not spoiled beer. Matt also offered to bring me a different beer. (The Flying Saucer is all about making the customer happy.) I declined. If that was the way it was supposed to taste, I wasn't going to make them eat the cost.

I usually like to try a beer twice before I declare it undrinkable, but I'm making an exception for Anchor Summer.

Bagram, Afghanistan: Obama's Gitmo? Http://opiniojuris.org/2009/04/11/is-there-tea-at-bagram

In the Moog for a Beer?

Dear Lee,

I had plans today. Plans to be productive. Well, thanks to you, that is out the window. The window that has turned into purple candle wax and is slowly dripping down the wall on to my carpet which is completely covered with writhing snakes.

I don't know where you dredged up that Moog/Schaefer Beer video, but the flashbacks started shortly after my unfortunate viewing decision. The Door's Moonlight Drive is currently pounding my temporal lobes into mush.

I'll get you for this.

P.S. For all you kiddies out there, the Moog was the first commercially successful modular voltage-controlled analog synthesizer. (Note: at first glance, "Moog" appears as if it should rhyme with "mood", but the proper pronunciation rhymes with "rogue")

The Moog synthesizer was used extensively by Keith Emerson, the keyboardist for the greatest prog rock band ever, Emerson, Lake & Palmer. Emerson holds the tile of the greatest rock and roll synth virtuoso in history. To support my contention I offer, Karn Evil 9, First Impression, Part 2:


(Best enjoyed with Koss K-6LCQ 4 channel headphones. Trust me.)

IMPEACH OBAMA! If the President himself confirms his intent to actively circumvent the 4th amendment, he deserves the same scorn Bush received. #nosatire

Sermon on the Mounted

This is some Bible thumpin' I could get used to.