This dirty limerick contest is open to anyone who has ever been frustrated by a Microsoft product.
I humbly submit:
There once was an OS named Vista,
Which screwed everything, including your sister.
There were demands for redress,
But Redmond failed to impress,
When they nicknamed Service Pack One, "Fista"
Submissions accept by e-mail, or any method you choose. I will update this post as they arrive.