Thursday, August 20, 2009

Suicide by Canada

Fugitive reality TV freak Ryan Jenkins has fled to Canada. Guess we can close the case now, cuz' the Canadian Health Care system will kill him inside of a week.

2 comments:

Bull E. Vard said...

I'm surprised he's not already dead after being subject to the American health care system his whole life.

Muddy Mo said...

Apparently you didn't get the memo. The U.S. has the greatest health system in the world. Anyone can get all the care they need from the emergency room.

Of course, under Obama, a fugitive like Ryan will just go to the emergency room for a free face lift and all the Viagra he wants and the hospital would do it because they will know that Obama will have teams of ACLU lawyers sitting in Lear Jets ready for take-off at a moments notice to descend on any doctor who doesn't give all the pedophiles in the U.S. Viagra on demand.