Saturday, January 23, 2010

Bell is a Bitch

Enough with the Bell's Hopslam orgy, already. I didn't get any and I'm married and used to not getting any, but this is just pissing me off.

In retaliation, I am dipping my wick in some SN Wet Hop Ale. Damn good stuff for only $3.69 per 24 OZ at 6.7% ABV. That's 7 cents less per ounce than that overpriced Hopslag.*

And to take my mind off of this tragedy, and in the spirit of orgiastic eruptions, I am reading 6 Reasons Homemade Porn is a Worse Idea Than You Think.

* I'll pay up to 25 cents an ounce for a bottle of the stuff.