Saturday, January 23, 2010

Bell is a Bitch

Enough with the Bell's Hopslam orgy, already. I didn't get any and I'm married and used to not getting any, but this is just pissing me off.

In retaliation, I am dipping my wick in some SN Wet Hop Ale. Damn good stuff for only $3.69 per 24 OZ at 6.7% ABV. That's 7 cents less per ounce than that overpriced Hopslag.*

And to take my mind off of this tragedy, and in the spirit of orgiastic eruptions, I am reading 6 Reasons Homemade Porn is a Worse Idea Than You Think.

* I'll pay up to 25 cents an ounce for a bottle of the stuff.


Chimpotle said...

Less money, less ABV. Why don't you just go to the Saucer and get hopslammed on tap?

Beer Blokes said...

G'Day Mo,
Having just recently found some SN Torpedo and Anniversary Ale over here for the first time, I then see your delicious pic of the Wet Hop Ale... very jealous.

As Homer might say (with drool) MMMMMMMMMMM, Wet Hop Ale .... urgghhhh!!

Cheers Prof Pilsner